"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
So here is a list of puns that I have either heard or been reminded of recently:
A termite walks into a bar, sits down and asks, "Is the bar tender here?
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. -from punoftheday.com
A string walks into a bar and the bartender tells him to leave, "We don't serve strings here!" The string leaves and goes home. He ties himself into a knot and combs out his hair. Then he returns to the bar. "Aren't you that string from earlier?" asks the bartender angrily. He replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
The Far Side where the cannibals are eating the clown and one says, "Does this taste funny to you?"
See the comments for the answers to these groaners:
- Q: What is brown and sticky?
- Q: What is gold and makes you rich?
- Q: What is Mary Short for?