Time for some gay jokes from the past few months

Leno - New photos from NASA’s Cassini spacecraft reveal that Saturn’s rings are pink and grey. Scientist say this could be the first all gay planet.

Letterman - Remember when Saddam was found in a monkey hole a few months ago? He’s now being held in custody. Here’s how he spends his time. He writes poetry, he eats muffins, he water colors, and he does gardening – I think he’s had a queer makeover.